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Terms of Service (the only serious page here — and even it isn't, mostly)

Last updated: September 2026 · TL;DR: it's a toy, nobody's real, we're not collecting you, use at your own risk.

1. What this is

Unhinged is a parody dating app and entertainment toy. Every profile, name, bio, prompt, and photograph is 100% machine-generated fiction. There are no real people here. There is no matchmaking, no dating, no relationship, and no expectation that you will find one. If you came for love, you're in the wrong place; if you came to be entertained, welcome.

2. No liability. None. As-is, as-available.

The service is provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, emotional fulfillment, or the existence of your soulmate. To the maximum extent permitted by law, the operator of Unhinged disclaims all liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, existential, or comedic damages arising from your use of (or inability to use) this app — including but not limited to: wasted time, bruised ego, secondhand embarrassment, developing feelings for a gradient, or any decision you make based on a fictional character we invented for laughs.

You use Unhinged entirely at your own risk and for your own amusement. If any part of this disclaimer is unenforceable where you live, the rest still applies as broadly as the law allows.

3. Privacy & tracking

We do not track you. There are no user accounts, no logins, no profiles about you, and no database of your activity. Your swipes, likes, matches, and chats are generated and discarded on your own device and are never sent to us or anyone else.

The one exception is basic web analytics — the ordinary, aggregate hosting metrics used solely to keep the site online and scale it (e.g., how many visits a page gets, roughly where traffic comes from, error rates). This data is not tied to your identity, is not sold, is not used for advertising, and is not used to build a profile of you. It exists only so we know whether to buy a bigger server. That's it.

No cookies are required to use Unhinged. No personal data is collected, stored, or shared, because we designed the whole thing not to need any.

4. Acceptable use

Please don't do anything genuinely harmful, illegal, or lawyer-summoning with the app. In particular: don't try to pass off our fictional profiles as real people, don't scrape the generator to power an actual dating service, and don't attack, overload, or reverse-social-engineer the site. Be as unhinged as you like inside the app; be a normal person outside it.

5. Intellectual property

The fake humans herein are works of algorithmic fiction. Any resemblance to a real, living, or dead person is coincidental and unintended — it's a hallucination, ours and arguably yours. The app's code, artwork, and copy belong to their author; the imaginary people belong to no one, because they do not exist.

6. Changes

These terms may change whenever we feel like it, which is roughly as reliable as everything else here. Continued swiping after a change means you're fine with it. If you're not, the exit is the same as the entrance: close the tab. Nothing follows you out.

7. Contact

Questions, or want to tell us a fake person hurt your real feelings? There's no support desk, but there is a human somewhere behind the curtain. This page, and this app, are offered in the spirit of a joke that respects you enough not to harvest you.

Governing law: whatever jurisdiction you're in. Governing vibes: unhinged. Return to swiping →